| Name: | Jacob Nelson |
| Alias(s): | Jake, Charlie Paulson, Who are you?, jacob133, The Five Cows, That One Guy, Joe Somebody, Average Joe, The Beyonder, jacobthecow, You, Austin, Ted, Ake (Big Ake), The Bastard, Me |
| Born: | October 28, 1983 |
| Residence: | Somewhere in Wisconsin |
| Skills: | Minor musical knowledge (Tuba + Trombone), minimal writing talent, even worse art skills, HTML/PHP/Wiki coding knowledge, and a strange sense of humor. |
| Hobbies: | Neopets, chat boards/forums, reading, video games, the occasional band playing, and organizing a mess into neat little piles. |
| Achievements: | Many medals for musical accomplishments, a decent Neopets account, a story selection for The Mark (High School Publication) of 2002, stories in the Neopian Times (Neopets Fan Fiction), and creating the entire foundation of the NeoDex (Neopets fan wiki of PinkPT). |
| Favorite Quotes: | "Fighting the never ending battle to criticize everything", "Smile, it conuses people", and "I like Cheese". |
| Personal Links: | MySpace YouTube Neopets PinkPT |
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